Dawman: The
Demise of SFP in 2015 (written 5 years ago, so read
2020 instead - when the 256 bit Operating systems
make the world worthless again):
After years of Scope DSP slaughtering VSTi's, and
crushing Pro Tools Synth designs, which would never
then be released. Soniccore found themselves
surrounded by hordes of Intel Multiprocessors, Mac's
with OctoQuad core AMD CPU's, and Microsoft
VST/VSTi's.
Bill Gates had sent a
message to the Soniccore warriors saying give us
'THE BODY OF RALF' and we will let you live in
slavery to the M$ VST/VSTi's. Holger then said
'We stay with our King'. The messenger then said 'Our arrows will block out the sun'.
Holger replied 'Then we will fight in the shade'.
Gates then ordered their destruction and sent
50,000,000,000,000 over-bloated code lines in an
attack on the server and it ceased to function
forever along with that worthless antennae. In
honor of their death a plaque at the observatory in
Germany reads :
'Go stranger and tell
the Flexorians that we lay here obedient to their
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Dante: But that was on
the European continent. Meanwhile in the
Southern American continent at a location now known
as Mexico, the Mayans had hidden The Body Of Ralf
using advanced embalming techniques encasing him in
what is today known as a 'Tycho-Magnetic-Anomolous'
perfect geometrical shaped black container of
proportions 1 x 3 x 9.
It is from these heterogeneous
origins, traceable now by geographical DNA pattern
matching, that we can conclude that the majority of
Flexorians are descendants of these original Mayans.
Investigations are now underway to establish whether
their Aztec cousins are the true bloodline of the
current 'Modularians' found deep in the Amazon, New
York subways, French attics and scattered elsewhere
throughout Europe and the Americas.
As for the end of the
world, it depends if Mayan calculations took Scope 6
release into account when calculating the true date.
If not, had they known they would have adjusted
accordingly to 2015 being an extremely advance
culture ahead of their time. Hence 2015 is
still the most likely year of Scope 6 release, since
the world cannot end until this event occurs and the
various tribal influences have had a chance to
spread their DSP influence, wiping out the Gates /
VST scourge. |
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Even before then the
Hebrew villagers preceded the Mayan practices by
almost two centuries by using Mattomat as the
forerunner to the modern Zodiac, predicting the
sequence of tides and even tsunamis.
VST's were unheard of in
this age, but as Bill Gates was born in a small
manger, a crib for a bed, three wise men knew what
was coming and bore gifts of free plug-ins and
incense.
The gods were appeased
but the Zodiac disagreed with the Christian calendar
(with the wily court wizard being accused of
manipulating the masses by putting the device into
'Slave' mode) and so it was rumored that war was the
only solution:
'And you will hear of wars and threats of wars, but
don't panic. Yes, these things must take place, but
the end won't follow immediately'. Mattomathew 24:6 |
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